“Spend a lot of time parked on the sofa, do you? We didn't think so.

“You've got more interesting — and sweaty — things to do. And with wireless Internet access you're not missing a single thing. Take that 30-mile ride Saturday morning and keep an eye on Lance Armstrong's ups and downs at the same time. Golf 18 holes and see how you stack up to Tiger that day. Or, if you're so inclined, find out who nailed their triple lutzes or which skating judges have launched investigations against which other skating judges while you're spending a few minutes in the penalty box.”